Few spectacles in modern life are more sublimely ridiculous than the geriatric members of the Stones playing the opening strains of Street Fighting Man. The arena is typically jammed with middle-aged fans, who have donned aprs-office relaxed-sized jeans, paid the sitter, parked the minivan in the lot, and, for a few hundred dollars a seat, shimmy along with Mick Jagger, who, having trained for the tours as if for a championship bout, prances inexhaustibly through a two-hour set, at his best evoking the spawn of James Brown and Gumby, at his worst coming off like someones liquored-up Aunt Gert, determined to trash her prettier sisters wedding with a gruesome performance on the dance floor
Have you ever dreamed about a flavor so hard that you could almost taste it
Maybe a stretch too far but if youve got a light imagination you can chose if you want to believe it
How long does a dry cough last The duration of a dry cough varies with its cause
The cue cards would be so heavy for all the skits they used to do
Straws or gum to chew on